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Elizabeth is Just a B*tch
Amy’s adorable 7-year-old daughter was tickled pink when she lost a tooth! Her loving parents cleaned it up and helped her tuck it under her pillow. That night she dreamed sweet dreams of a glittering...
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Winter is Coming
Someone has been spending a little too much time streaming old episodes of ‘Game of Thrones’ when he should be keeping an eye on the kids. That wouldn’t be quite so bad (heck, we all love a good...
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Adventures of Elfie Junkel
Elfie Junkel is quite the overachieving elf. By that I mean dude is up to no good. He has been caught… …robbing a piggy bank. …luging in the living room. …doing science experiments unsupervised. (Does...
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I Do Not Think Elves Are Supposed to Do This
There are many things an elf can do in the evenings, such as: Go report the kids’ behavior to Santa Chip in at the toy factory Look for errant pine needles Unplug the exterior Christmas lights Remind...
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Luke the Elf Just Wants a Moment of Peace
Luke the Elf has been working very hard in the Spidel home. He doesn’t ask for much. Just for the kids to keeps their hands off him, and maybe a moment of peace? HAHAHA. Your optimism is adorable,...
View ArticleWhy You Should Not Upset Your Elf
As much as you might resent having to remember every night to move your elf. As tempting as it is to talk trash about your elf with friends. As delicious it would taste to chuck that thing in the bin...
View ArticleHe Should Have Asked Permission
There are many, many (HOLY COW SO MANY) movie scenes in existence that are dark, disturbing, and unbelievably violent. But, honestly, is anything more cruel than telling someone you’re going to don an...
View ArticleRevenge is a Dish Served Cold Turkey
Thanksgiving was last week. Wasn’t it delicious? I thought so! But Elizabeth wouldn’t know. Because Elizabeth wasn’t invited to the family feast in her home. How well did she take the snub? Um. Errr....
View ArticleThe Number One Elf on the Shelf Tip of Them All
Managing your Elf on the Shelf every winter can be a hassle. The logistics take time and brain power many of us parents simply don’t have during the hectic holiday season. Facebook feeds are FULL of...
View ArticleA Coin Toss Frosty Will Never Forget
Have you ever been in a situation that seemed normal at first, but then something in the frostiest recesses of your snowy gut made you realized that this elf might just have a flame thrower or the like...
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