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Three Strikes & You’re Out, Scout!
Scout doesn’t follow the rules. He was told there was to be no writing on the walls. He didn’t listen. He was told there was to be no stealing nail polish, and definitely no painting people’s toenails...
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An Elf Bedtime Story
Pay close attention when your Elf is doing something “Nice.” It may not be very appropriate…but at least it could be a sign of a pretty awesome sense of humor. I can’t blame Jenny from not interrupting...
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These Elves Made the Most of Their Last Weekend of Freedom
They knew the end was near. And we’re not talking about the Mayan End-of-the-World thing. The elves knew that this was the last weekend before Christmas. So they did what they do best. GOT COMPLETELY...
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Naughty Elves on ElfShaming
Well. THAT WAS SO TOTALLY FUN. You people are crazy. Your elves are crazy. These facts make me a very, very happy girl. But now the elves have gone back to Santa at the North Pole… …most likely for 11...
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7 Deady Elf Sins: Gluttony
From every Elf on the Shelf Pinterest board I’ve seen, it appeared that elves live on itty bitty elf donuts (with sprinkles) and the occasional marshmallow. It didn’t take long for me to realize that I...
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Dobbie’s Back – and He’s Crafting!
Dobbie is one of the most (in)famous elves on the internet. Many call him inappropriate. He’s perfectly fine with that. He happens to live with an artsy crafty family, and took it upon himself to join...
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Insane in the Elf Brain
Everyone hopes they’ll get The Best Elf Ever each holiday season. Maybe one with a sweet face and festive, jingly outfit!!! What’s important to understand is that yes, elves come in all shapes, sizes,...
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7 Deadly Elf Sins: Lust
The 6yo gave Sporticus the Elf a cute teeny teddy bear. Sure, it was a bribe because she had behaved in a way that she knew Santa wouldn’t quite approve of. But – other than that – it was an innocent...
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Mistletoe Takes Revenge
Anne thought it would be nice to start a new tradition with her two young boys, so she decided to introduce an Elf into the holiday season. Being that she loves all things vintage – and it is, in fact,...
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Elizabeth is Just a B*tch
Amy’s adorable 7-year-old daughter was tickled pink when she lost a tooth! Her loving parents cleaned it up and helped her tuck it under her pillow. That night she dreamed sweet dreams of a glittering...
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Winter is Coming
Someone has been spending a little too much time streaming old episodes of ‘Game of Thrones’ when he should be keeping an eye on the kids. That wouldn’t be quite so bad (heck, we all love a good...
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Adventures of Elfie Junkel
Elfie Junkel is quite the overachieving elf. By that I mean dude is up to no good. He has been caught… …robbing a piggy bank. …luging in the living room. …doing science experiments unsupervised. (Does...
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I Do Not Think Elves Are Supposed to Do This
There are many things an elf can do in the evenings, such as: Go report the kids’ behavior to Santa Chip in at the toy factory Look for errant pine needles Unplug the exterior Christmas lights Remind...
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Luke the Elf Just Wants a Moment of Peace
Luke the Elf has been working very hard in the Spidel home. He doesn’t ask for much. Just for the kids to keeps their hands off him, and maybe a moment of peace? HAHAHA. Your optimism is adorable,...
View ArticleWhy You Should Not Upset Your Elf
As much as you might resent having to remember every night to move your elf. As tempting as it is to talk trash about your elf with friends. As delicious it would taste to chuck that thing in the bin...
View ArticleHe Should Have Asked Permission
There are many, many (HOLY COW SO MANY) movie scenes in existence that are dark, disturbing, and unbelievably violent. But, honestly, is anything more cruel than telling someone you’re going to don an...
View ArticleRevenge is a Dish Served Cold Turkey
Thanksgiving was last week. Wasn’t it delicious? I thought so! But Elizabeth wouldn’t know. Because Elizabeth wasn’t invited to the family feast in her home. How well did she take the snub? Um. Errr....
View ArticleThe Number One Elf on the Shelf Tip of Them All
Managing your Elf on the Shelf every winter can be a hassle. The logistics take time and brain power many of us parents simply don’t have during the hectic holiday season. Facebook feeds are FULL of...
View ArticleA Coin Toss Frosty Will Never Forget
Have you ever been in a situation that seemed normal at first, but then something in the frostiest recesses of your snowy gut made you realized that this elf might just have a flame thrower or the like...
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